I do blog things. I am the creature, these are my comforts.
"I am growing up a lot faster than I had anticipated, the world is larger than I was prepared for, and I am not as strong as I thought myself to be"
The time draws near.
this is legitimately the funniest thing I have ever seen
my dad was DEEPLY offended when i offered to help him set up the switch, saying things like “how old do you think i am” and “i’ve been playing video games since before you were born” etc etc. i didn’t mean to offend him, it’s just that the last console he’s touched was like, the gamecube back when it first came out! things have changed since then. we have touch screen now.
anyway he’s had a bit of a chip on his shoulder since then, and so he basically destroyed Breath of the Wild and left me in he dust. he found more shrines, korok seeds, and armor than i did in like, half the time, and he got very pleased when i told him i didn’t know about certain areas or quests.
i’ll admit i underestimated him because he always seemed to struggle when playing Ocarina of Time back when we lived together when i was like, eight. in hindsight i realize he struggled because he didn’t speak english very well and couldn’t understand most of the on-screen explanations. once he set the language to korean he was blazing through botw so fast he was fighting lynels before i’d even gotten to the point where i felt comfortable with lizalfos.
anyway i’m sick of him rubbing it in so for christmas i’m getting him dark souls. see how much you like challenges then, pops
Please update us on how this goes I need to know
At first I was like “Oh this is so sweet! Respect for the father” then I was like “well this person has more salt than the Dead Sea”.
If SungWon Cho got stranded in the past, could he figure out how to invent paper in 30 seconds or less? GOOD NEWS: HE CAN NOW
a shoes off house
- You left
the package
open
Dave?
Hey, this post may contain adult content, so we’ve hidden it from public view.
Bilbo: wait I get it now. The dragon is a metaphor for greed and power. We need to ‘defeat’ it by being humble when we get the treasure.
Thorin: Bilbo, for the last time, it’s a real dragon and it has my gold
It’s living in my house, Bilbo
reblog for noises
This makes me -extremely- uncomfortable
I like how literally every other cat in the room is absolutely fine while this weird fucker is just YURRGLURRGLRRRYRRRRRing it up like a madman.
Why is he so upset. Who did this to him.
“My high school wasn’t very challenging. I never had to struggle. I was 15th in the class. Section leader in my marching band. Top of this. Top of that. Where I grew up, not too many people go to college out of state. So when I got accepted into West Point, I assumed that I’d continue to succeed. But I finished my first semester with a 2.5 GPA. Not only was I barely surviving, but I felt like I was trying as hard as I could. I started thinking: ‘Am I dumb? Can I even do this?’ My second semester I had a physics teacher named Major Bowen. He was honest with me about my faults. He told me that I needed to get more sleep. And that I had poor time management skills. But he also told me some nice stuff. He said that I was a good student to have in class. And that I was definitely smart enough to succeed. It’s nice to hear that stuff when you’re surrounded by so many naturally talented people. Major Bowen showed me ways to become more efficient. I started using calendars. I started studying in groups. I began tutoring people in calculus, because teaching is the best way to really learn a subject. Six weeks into the second semester I got my first test back, and it was an ‘A.’ It was a ’90,’ but it was an ‘A.’ It was like: ‘Oh, wow. I can do this.’”
It literally only took Professor Utonium sugar, spice, and everything nice (plus an accidental dose of chemical X) to preform human transmuation, so I dunno why Ed Elric’s child prodigy ass couldn’t do it.
Now that I think about it they’re not actually human, and the Professor wasn’t trying to bring anyone back. The Powerpuff Girls are homunculi and this is the hill i die on. Chemical X was liquefied philosopher’s stone.
I resent this post but cannot disagree
It checks out, honestly.
